Here you go.... read it and weep....

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>    An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
> religious service when she was startled by an intruder.  As she caught
> the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled,
> "Stop! Acts 2:38!"   ("Turn from your sin and be baptized"). The
> burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
> and explained what she had done.
>
>    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
> "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture
> to you."
>
>   "Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AX and two 38's!"
>

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Kirk Moore
Renton, WA
Heb 2:14

Black holes are created when God divides by zero