Anti-Environmentalist wacko ... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

Let it be known, that I'm not a tree-hugger like the
folks that were just re-inaugurated on January the 20th.
I'm not an animal rights activist.  But I do believe in
moderation in all things.

Personally, I think the environmentalist wackos are way
out of bounds because, I don't think, *recycling everything*
won't solve the woes of landfills, etc.  If anything, it
probably makes it worse.  I can see recycling some, but not
every particle of *stuff* that's brought home from the store.
Some cans, some newspaper, some bottles, etc.  Think of all
the extra *work* that'd be needed to collect, separate, and
process the recyclables.  And, once warehoused, is there any
guarantee that some manufacturer is going to buy the stuff
to recycle .... no, no, no!  So the cost goes up to recycle
things because it costs more to haul it around (gotta have
special trucks and more people), sort and handle it, and then
get it ready for distribution back to a manufacturer... a 
whole lot more steps than what is really necessary.  Peoples
garbage (recycling) bills go up, up, up.... while they are
still on a fixed (or semi-fixed) income.  This environmentalist
garbage is just another way to control a portion of peoples
income.  If you can control their income and spending habits,
then there's other things that can be mandated to rob the
little guy of his pence's.

              (jump off the soap box now)


This particular nyuk nyuk comes from Sis. Elaine Morgan
who received this from a kids listserv.  It absolutely funny
and strikes directly at the *absurdness* of the environmentalist
and maybe even the animal rights wacko's.... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler
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>
>One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.  For two days
>he
>roamed around trying to find a way out.  He had not eaten anything
>during
>this period and was famished.  Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald
>eagle,
>killed it, and started to eat it.  Surprisingly a couple of park
>rangers
>happen to find him at that moment, and arrested him for killing an
>endangered
>species.
>
>In court, he plead innocent to the charges against him claiming that if
>he
>didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation.  The
>judge
>ruled in his favor.  In the judge's closing statement he asked the man,
>"I
>would like you to tell me something before I let you go.  I have never
>eaten
>a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it.  What did it taste like?"
>
>The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross between a whooping
>crane and
>a spotted owl."
>