funny!

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On Sat, 09 Nov 1996 18:25:20 -0500 Sarah <sarah_b@pipeline.com> writes:
,"My fellow citizens,there's nothing
>                
>   to worry about.  It's just Beethoven 
>decomposing."higher-fire@prairienet.org
>
The same town priest was walking home during a terrible snow storm. The
shortest way home was through the cemetary which was not being used due
to the cold snap. There was one unfinished grave and as you can guess
Daddy-O slipped right in. The afore mentioned drunk also comes slipping
by and stops just short of the grave where the Priest is trying in vain
to get out. Irritated, the Priest screams, "Well, aren't you gonna help
me?" The drunk looks at the man, blinks, and says "Well if you are so
cold next time, don't kick all the dirt off!"