Kirk's first attempt at a "nuyk nuyk"

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From:	IN%"dmurphy@rhs.brevard.k12.fl.us"  "Dale Murphy" 14-NOV-1995 10:33:59.87
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Subj:	Little Humor this AM

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Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 10:23:43 -0500
From: Dale Murphy <dmurphy@rhs.brevard.k12.fl.us>
Subject: Little Humor this AM
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RING
RING
CLICK

Recording -   "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."

 If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

 If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

 If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

 If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
    Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

 If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
    you which number to press.

 If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press.
    No one will answer.



Dale W. Murphy (and Barbara, too)
Grateful Husband, Proud Dad, Doting Grandpa
Teacher of God's own English
 "Just passin' through............."
           (Phil 3:20)