Virus Alert
Richard Masoner (richardm@cd.com)
Wed, 6 Nov 1996 16:48:05 -0600 (CST)
> Wanted to pass the following warning to ya'll. Our MIS
> dept. here at Focus wanted us to pass the word along to
> anyone who could be affected (and infected).
Oh no.... I thought this particular hoax died a *long* time ago....
> What makes this virus so terrifying, said the FCC, is
> the fact that no program needs to be exchanged for a new
> computer to be infected. It can be spread through the
> existing email systems of the Internet.
I hate to say this, Bro Cantu, but the FoF MIS department has been
had. This particular "virus" has an interesting history, but suffice
to say the email itself is a parody -- a hoax.
For example, this statement is nonsensical:
> the computer's processor will be placed in an
> nth-complexity infinite binary loop-
To the uninitiated, perhaps, this might sound kinda scary, but that
would be the same as me quoting from 2nd Hezekiah 12:8 to a general
audience. Anyone who knows the Bible at all immediately knows I'm
feeding them a line of bogogna, whereas the less educated might think
I'm really quoting scripture.
This "GOOD TIMES VIRUS" message even has it's own FAQ which you can
access at:
http://www-mcb.ucdavis.edu/info/virus.html
Richard Masoner