Dead dog funeral ... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

I've been off looking for work lately.  No longer at CSC.  Seems like I'm 
forever making a new resume, hopefully the latest one will be right on 
the money from what the outplacement folks say...

Anyway, here's a good ol' nyuk, nyuk for those that miss the nyuk, nyuk's 
of times past.... enjoy!

Bro Tyler

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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside
except for a pet dog he doted on.  The dog finally died and
Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is
dead.  Could you possibly be saying a mass for the poor
creature?"

Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services for
an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new   
denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they
believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."

Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think
$50,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick replied "Why didn't you tell me the dog was
Catholic."