worship

Brad Anderson (bjorn@visi.com)
Mon, 25 Dec 1995 04:29:14 -0600 (CST)


  Please tell me how I too can bow down and worship snakes in
tongues.  I'm sure they appreciate the poetics, and hey, a litlte
rattler venom in the bloodstream is good for headeaches, etc.
(thins the blood, ya know).
 
  My God (vengeful, forgiving, omnipotent) hasn't been paying 
attention to me or the needs of this world, and I want to find 
out more about how I can bring about world peace by handling 
reptiles.  It makes more sense than being nailed to a piece of 
wood for saying how neat it would be to be nice to each other.

  Ever seeking scaly justice....