Real God Quiz (fwd)

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Some of these are a reaaaaal scream....

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* Subject: Real God Quiz
* 
* Do you worship the real God?  Take this little quiz and find out.
* 
* 1.  John pictured Christ returning to earth wearing:
*         c.  an Armani tux
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ haw-haw-haw....

* 2.  When Jesus comes back He will:
*         b.  have the whole world hold hands and sing "Kum Bah Yah"
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
         heh, heh, heh,......

* 3.  Which one of the following did Jesus say to the Pharisees?
*         d.  "I hate discussing doctrine.  Let's just agree to disagree."
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
          ho, ho, ho, ho.....

* 4.  After 40,000 men of Israel had been slaughtered in civil war, one side
*         consulted God for advice.  God said:
*         b.  "All I am saying, is give peace a chance."
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   
          hum, hum, hum,........

Bro. Tyler
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