counterfeit

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   A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony
  $18 bills would be in some small hick town. So, he got into
  his new wheels and off he went.
  
  He found a tiny town with a single store.  He entered the store and
  handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. "Can you
  change this for me, please?" he said.
  
  The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled and
  told the man, "Sure, Mister. Ya'll want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"