Happy Birthday

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Hey Tyler,

Happy Birthday bro! Here are some ways you can see if you are getting
old...

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 
     The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals. 
     You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere. 
     Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. 
     You get winded playing cards. 
     Your children begin to look middle-aged. 
     You join a health club and don't go. 
     You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. 
     You need glasses to find your glasses. 
     You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. 
     you knees buckle but your belt won't. 
     Your back goes out more than you do. 
     You have too much room in the house and not enough in the
medicine      chest. 
     You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there. 
     If you put candles on your cake, it would be a fire hazard.
     Everyone got a sun tan when they brought the cake in.
     You've been pressing 30 for so long, its pleated.
     When it comes to telling your age, your shy...about 10 years shy.

I have a ton of Birthday jokes, but can't find them...Oh well, have a
good one!

Dave aka suprdave