Whats that?

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 My friend called his car insurance company to
 tell them to change his address from Texas
 to Vermont.  The woman who took the call
 asked where Vermont was.
 
 As he tried to explain, she interrupted and said,
 "Look, I'm not stupid or anything, but what
 state is it in?"
 
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 I was in a car dealership a while ago when a
 large motor home was towed into the garage.
 The front of the vehicle was in dire need of
 repair and the whole thing generally looked
 like an extra in "Twister."
 
 I asked the manager what had happened.
 He told me that the driver had set the cruise
 control, then went in back to make a sandwich.