Tim Response

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Tim was in front of me coming out of church one day,
 and the preacher was standing at the door as he always
 is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Tim by the
 hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him,
 'You need to join the Army of the Lord!' 
 
Tim replied, 'I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.' 
 
 Pastor questioned, 'How come I don't see you except
 at Christmas and Easter?' 
 
Tim whispered back, 'I'm in the secret service.'