Now Fellas!

George R (grimel@icx.net)
Thu, 03 Sep 1998 20:49:04


On 09/03/98 at 06:44 PM, "Timothy Litteral" <brotim@gte.net> said:

>Sister Smoothie:
>Be honest !! isn't it posssible that you like those beards because you
>look real cute with a beard ?  I personally think a beard covers a lot
>of imperfections.  I doubt seriously that  you fellas just want to be
>more like Jesus  ha.  I would personally think that if a man is ever
>told he looks better with a beard than without a beard he will wear
>that  beard  until the rapture of the church . Go for it Fellas!!

>Me:
>Actually, I wear mine for three reasons:

Oh no!  He's talking trinity.

Guess I could give the reasons for keeping my beard.

1) it's a family thing - don't ask me to spell the condition, just trust
me it exists.  My face is super sensitive (my face quits burning about
24hrs _after_ I shave, electric razors are even worse); yet my beard is
super tough.  I have multitudes of "infected" hairs - don't even think
about cutting those.  Part of my beard grows into itself.  Shaving is an
exersise in pain.

2) I work outside, it keeps my face warm.

3) I have a nice scar on my chin

4) I'm very lazy, trimming it once a month sure beats a daily hassle

5) Shelah likes it

6) I'm cheap.  A new blade/razor every other day is a lot more expensive
than my trimmer.

7) the more of my face that is hidden the fewer children I scare.

For some reason this condition didn't start affecting me until I was
over 25 (after the Navy).  When I worked in a Radiochemistry Lab and had
to wear a gas mask, I only shaved on days I would be wearing the mask. 
I had a nice HP who would let me slide on the shaving to every other
day.  I also was allowed to wear silicon masks instead of rubber so my
face wouldn't have a red ring (and start to blister if I wore the mask
for a week or two).


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