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A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about
God's existence.  The professor presented the following logic:  "Has
anyone
in this class heard God?"  Nobody spoke.  "Has anyone in this class
touched
God?"  Again, nobody spoke.  "Has anyone in this class seen God?"  When
nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no
God."


One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply.
Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it,
and
the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:
"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?"  Silence.  "Has
anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?"  Absolute silence.
"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"  When nobody in
the
class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our
professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"


(By the way ...the student received an "A" in the class.)



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