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Hope this don't offend the farmers......

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  A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a
  divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

  The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
  The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?"
  The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
  The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
  The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
  The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have
     a grudge?"
  The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my
     John Deere."
  The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
  The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church
     on Sundays."

  The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat
     you up or anything?"
  The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
  Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way.
    "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
  And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful
     conversation with her."
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