Bubba Moves Next Door to Bro. Brown.

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>>>>> "Terrance" == Terrance Pickl <tpickl@cyberkatz.com> writes:

    Terrance> Bubba Moves Next Door to Bro. Brown.  Knock-Knock
    Terrance> Bro. Brown Opens his front Door.  Bubba: "Hi my name is
    Terrance> Bubba I'm you new neighbor, do you like to fish?"

YOu better believe I like to fish!

    Terrance> Bro. Brown: "Sure", "Hey is that your Dog on my front
    Terrance> Lawn?"  Bubba: "Oh, he just marking his space."

    Terrance> The Next Morning Ring-Ring Sleepy eyed Bro. Brown
    Terrance> Answers the Phone.  "Hello" "Its Bubba, its time to go
    Terrance> Fishing!"  Bro. Brown: "Its 4:00 in the Morning" Arf
    Terrance> Bark bark Bro. Brown: "Your Dog is in my front yard
    Terrance> again."

I've been know to get up at 3:00 AM for only 2 purposes: hunting and
fishing!

    Terrance> Latter that day...  Knock-Knock Bro. Brown Opens his
    Terrance> front Door.  Bubba: "Since your one of those Computer
    Terrance> Guys, can you help me figure out my Phone Bill?"
    Terrance> Bro. Brown: "Your Dog is in my front yard again."

    Terrance> The Next Morning Ring-Ring Bro. Brown Answers the Phone.
    Terrance> "Hello" "Its Bubba, Can I dig in your Yard for some
    Terrance> Fishing Worms?"  Bro. Brown: "No, But You want to come
    Terrance> to Church on Sunday?"  Bubba: "Yes my Mama said to go to
    Terrance> Church, I want to drive myself if the Preacher don't
    Terrance> mind my old Pick-up Truck."

Until a bit less than 2 years ago, Bro. Brown, formerly of Warsaw
Kentucky, drove a red 1977 Jeep J-10 pickup truck to church.  The salt
on the roads in the winter here in the Chicago area rusted it so bad
one coworker called it my see thru pickup truck.

    Terrance> Latter that day...  Ring-Ring Brown Answers the Phone.
    Terrance> "Hello"..."No Bubba, we don't baptize Dogs, you can't
    Terrance> bring your Dog to church Sunday" Bubba: "I'll keep him
    Terrance> in back of the Pick-Up truck"

That's exactly where *GOOD* dogs belong when they are in town.

    Terrance> Sunday Arrives...  Bubba Repents and gets Baptized.....
    Terrance> Bubba Shakes the hand of the Pastor: "That was some good
    Terrance> Preaching, I never know all those apostolic fellows
    Terrance> where fishermen!"  The Pastor beams and looks at Bro
    Terrance> Brown: "Robert You need to bring more men like Bubba to
    Terrance> church"

AMEN!  Anybody that will get baptized and get the Holy Ghost the first
time they come to church, we want more of!

BTW, we had a young lady (recent college grad) come the first time
today and she received teh Holy Ghost after about 1/2 hour at the
altar.  Once she started talking in tongues she couldn't stop!  She
would start to speak, but before she finished the sentence, her chin
would start quivering and the words just wouldn't come out in English.
This wen on for some time, so whenever it happened, we all just
started worshiping all over again.

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