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Bro. Jerry:
   They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and
   it rings and rings but nobody answers.

Me:
<LOUD buzzer sounds as man continues in "game show host's
voice>Wrong Bro. Jerry, according to the judge of the Universe
Who's descisions on tonights show and all other questions in the
Universe as well, if an atheist will call, He will definately
answer.

Sorry but you lose the fushia oven mits but we do have a
complimentary subscription to the Higher Fire e-mail list.

<turns to audience>Tonight's show and indeed your very existance
brought you by The Supreme Being.  All good things and the Gift
of Eternal life brought to you by the Lord Jesus Christ.  All
participants are responsible for personal repentance and baptism
is not an option folks!

<spoken in tone of comeradery> Remember folks, forever is a long
time. <meaningful pause>Let's all get it right!

<fanfare and fade to black>

Timothy Litteral
brotim@gte.net Luke 26:6
http://members.tripod.com/~trlitteral
http://home1.gte.net/brotim/science.htm