Bubba Moves Next Door to Bro. Brown.

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Bubba Moves Next Door to Bro. Brown.

Knock-Knock
Bro. Brown Opens his front Door.
Bubba:  "Hi my name is Bubba I'm you new neighbor, do you like to fish?"
Bro. Brown: "Sure", "Hey is that your Dog on my front Lawn?"
Bubba: "Oh, he just marking his space."

The Next Morning 
Ring-Ring
Sleepy eyed Bro. Brown Answers the Phone.  "Hello"
"Its Bubba, its time to go Fishing!"
Bro. Brown: "Its 4:00 in the Morning"
Arf Bark bark
Bro. Brown: "Your Dog is in my front yard again."

Latter that day...
Knock-Knock
Bro. Brown Opens his front Door.
Bubba:  "Since your one of those Computer Guys, can you help me figure out
my Phone Bill?"
Bro. Brown: "Your Dog is in my front yard again." 

The Next Morning 
Ring-Ring
Bro. Brown Answers the Phone.  "Hello"
"Its Bubba, Can I dig in your Yard for some Fishing Worms?"
Bro. Brown: "No, But You want to come to Church on Sunday?"
Bubba: "Yes my Mama said to go to Church, I want to drive myself if the
Preacher don't  mind my old Pick-up Truck."

Latter that day...
Ring-Ring
Brown Answers the Phone.  "Hello"..."No Bubba, we don't baptize Dogs, you
can't bring your Dog to church Sunday"
Bubba: "I'll keep him in back of the Pick-Up truck"

Sunday Arrives...
Bubba Repents and gets Baptized.....
Bubba Shakes the hand of the Pastor:  "That was some good Preaching, I
never know all those apostolic fellows where fishermen!"
The Pastor beams and looks at Bro Brown:  "Robert You need to bring more
men like Bubba to church"



Terry Pickl
tpickl@cyberkatz.com