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  "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine" (Proverbs 17:22).

   A confirmation student was asked to list the Ten Commandments
   in any order. He wrote, "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7."


   A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas
   cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens!
   Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50
   Catholic  and 50 Baptist ones."


   There will be a meeting of the Board immediately after the
   service," announced the pastor. After the close of the service,
   the group gathered at the back of the auditorium for the announced
   meeting. But there was a stranger in their midst. He was a
   visitor who had never attended their church before. "My friend,"
   asked the pastor, did you understand that this is a meeting of
   the Board?" "Yes," said the visitor, "and after that sermon,
   I'm about as bored as you can get!"


   From a church bulletin: "A new loudspeaker system has been
   installed in the church. It was given by one of our members
   in honor of his wife."


   Minister: Do you know what's in the Bible?
   Little Girl: Yes. I think I know everything that's in it.
   Minister: You do? Tell me.
   Little Girl: OK. There's a picture of my brother's girlfriend,
      a ticket from the dry cleaners, one of my curls, and a
      Pizza Hut coupon.


   They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and
   it rings and rings but nobody answers.


   A young lad was vising a church for the first time, checking
   all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came
   to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby
   usher, "Who are all those men in the pictures?" The usher
   replied, "Why, those are our boys who died in the service."
   Dumbfounded, the youngster asked, "Was that the morning service
   or evening service?"
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						Jerry Moon