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I heard one just yesterday at work.

Three statisticians were duck hunting.  A duck flew over and the first
statistician fired, but he did not lead it enough and his shot pattern
was behind the duck.  The second statistician then fired, but he led
the duck too much and his shot went in front of the duck.  The third
statistician then started jumping up and down shouting, "We got him!
We got him!"

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