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  A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are
  going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know
  everything about you."  The frog said, "That's great! Will I
  meet her at a party, or what?"
  "No," said the psychic, "Next term--in her biology class."

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  An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
  Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse
  named Buddy.
  He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!"
  Buddy didn't move.
  Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.
  Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!"  Nothing.
  Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!"  And the
  horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
  The motorist was most appreciative but very curious.  He asked the
  farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.  The
  farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only
  one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
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						Jerry Moon