Fwd: Saved by works ... nyuk, nyuk (was: Saved by works?)
"Tyler G. Nally" (tgnally@prairienet.org)
Thu, 24 Jul 1997 09:41:11 -0500 (CDT)
Bro Berger of the great state of NH contributed this one:
>Three Christians went fishing one day. One was a Baptist, one a
>Methodist, and the third was a Norman Vincent Peale/Robert Schuller type.
>
>A squall came up, the boat capsized and the three men drowned.
>
>When they awoke, all three found themselves in hell.
>
>The Baptist said, " I just knew I had it, but I must not have."
>
>The Methodist said, "I thought I had it, but I must have lost
>it."
>
>The Norman Vincent Peale/Robert Schuller type kept repeating,
>"It's not hot and I'm not here. It's not hot and I'm not here ......"
Bro Tyler