More jokes....

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     A man admiring babies in the maternity ward paused
at one particularly cute infant. "Hmm, I wonder how old
you are?".
     To his surprise the baby answered, "I'm two days old
sir."
     "Good Heavens!" the man sputtered. "What's your
name?"
     "Terrence Lee Johnson", the baby replied cordially.
     "Where did *you* come from?"
     The baby matter-of-factly explained the miracle of
birth.
     "Wow," the man gasped, "how do you know all this?"
     "Dear sir, the baby said, "I wasn't born yesterday."


Now, for you guys, a little "humor".....

     The difference between marriage and prison is that
in prison you are allowed to play softball on weekends.


Q: Why don't politicians play hide and seek?
A:  No one will look for them

  
   If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving
isn't for you.




     








Donna L. Perine
fmbritchie@citynet.net