Hymns....nyuk,nyuk

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On Mon, 21 Jul 1997 09:01:43 -0500 (CDT) "Tyler G. Nally"
<tgnally@prairienet.org> writes:
 
> If you MUST speed on the highway -- sing these hymns loudly:

> at 95 mph....
> "Lord, I'm Coming Home"
>
> at 100 mph....
> "Precious Memories"

Brodrick Rice has a comedy album out and speaks of
speeding...(paraphrased)

A lady that was driving at a high rate of speed went flying by me on the
road one day.  As she went by I seen a bumper sticker on the car which 
read, "Jesus is my co-pilot."  Honey, you need to scoot over and let Him
drive because SOON and VERY SOON YOUR GONNA SEE THE KING!
There will be no more DRIVING THERE!

Or how about my personal favorite one from Brodrick's album...

I was driving down the road one day when I seen the car in front of me
had
a bumper sticker which said, "honk if you love Jesus!"  So I honked!
Now, the hand sign she gave me from her car made me realize something...
She was either BORROWING the car, OR she was in a seriously backslidden
state!!!

OK, OK JUST ONE MORE!!!!

This comes from my bro in law so please don't hate me if you do not like
it!

The Indiana camp has been always blessed to have mosquitos come and visit
us
while the camps are going on.  

You know what the mosquitos favorite church song is???

"I know it was the blood that saved me!!!"

Chris(gotta "hurry" to class now)Sterrett