Fw: Did Jesus use a modem?

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I received this from a friend who Pastors a UPC Church
in Princeton, WV.  

> Did Jesus use a modem at the Sermon on the Mount?
> 
>  Did Jesus use a modem
>  At the Sermon on the Mount?
>  Did he ever try a broadcast fax
>  To send his message out?
>  Did the disciples carry beepers
>  As they went about their route?
>  Did Jesus use a modem
>  At the Sermon on the Mount?
> 
>  Did Paul use a Laptop
>  With lots of RAM and ROM?
>  Were his letters posted on a BBS
>  At Paul.Rome.Com?
>  Did the man from Macedonia
>  Send an E-Mail saying "Come?"
>  Did Paul use a Laptop
>  With lots of RAM and ROM?
> 
>  Did Moses use a Joystick
>  at the Parting of the Sea?
>  And a Satellite Guidance Tracking System
>  To show him where to be?
>  Did he write the law on tablets
>  Or are they really on CD?
>  Did Moses use a joystick
>  At the parting of the Sea?
> 
>  Did Jesus really die for us
>  One day upon a tree?
>  Or was it just a hologram
>  Or technical wizardry?
>  Can you download the Live Action Video Clip
>  To play on your PC?
>  Did Jesus really die for us
>  One day upon a tree?
> 
>  Have the wonders of this modern age
>  Made you question what is true?
>  How a single man in a simple time
>  Could offer life anew?
>  How a sinless life, a cruel death
>  then a glorious life again
>  Could offer more to a desparate world
>  Than the inventions of man?
> 
>  If in your life, the voice of God
>  Is sometimes hard to hear.
>  With other voices calling
>  His doesn't touch your ear.
>  Then set aside your laptop and modem
>  And all your fancy gear.
>  And open your Bible, open your heart
>  And let your Father draw you near.
> 
>  Written by Ellis Bush