Blond Nuk Nuk

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A blond boards an airplane bound for Los Vegas and sits down in a first class
seat.
The stewardess looks at her ticket and says, "I'm sorry, miss, but this is
first class and you have a coach ticket.  I'll have to ask you to change
seats."
The blond answers," I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'll sit where I want to."
The stewardess goes to get the head stewardess.  She looks at the ticket and
says, "I'm sorry, miss, but she is right.  This is first class and you have a
coach ticket.  You are going to have to move back to coach.  
The blond answers, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'll sit where I want to."
They finally go for the pilot.
He examines the ticket, says the same thing as the two stewardesses.
The blond answers as before.
Finally, the pilot reaches down and whispers something in the blond's ear.
 She immediately gets up and moves back to coach.
The head stewardess asks, "what did you tell her?"
The pilot says, "I told her that this part of the plane doesn't go to Las
Vegas."


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