Answered Prayer nyuk nyuk

"Donna L. Perine" (fmbritchie@citynet.net)
Sat, 5 Jul 1997 11:57:29 -0400


Thought you might enjoy this:

     A parishioner died, and in his will he provided that his
pet parrot be left to the pastor of the church. The pastor
quickly became fond of the bird, but was embarrassed by
its appalling, vulgar vocabulary. He shared the problem with
a friend who said " I have a female parrot that does nothing all
day but pray. Why not bring your bird over and see if
my bird's good example might reform him?"
     
     The pastor decided it was worth a try, and the next day
he arrived with his parrot under his arm. His bird took one
look at the woman's parrot and squaked, "Hey, Gorgeous!
C'mon over here and let me ruffle your feathers!"
     The lady parrot looked up to Heaven and flapped her wings
and said "My prayers are answered!".