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As submitted by <brian_berger@juno.com>

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>WHY MY DOG WON'T USE A COMPUTER (HUMOR)
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>1. Can't stick his head out of Windows '95.
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>2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
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>4. Too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.
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>5. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "You've got mail."
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>6. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
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>7. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he's browsing www.purina.com
>instead of working.
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>8. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
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>9. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
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>10. SIT and STAY were hard enough; DELETE and SAVE are out of the
>question!
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>11. Distracted by cats chasing the mouse.
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>12. TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,.
>    ("Too hard to type with paws!")
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