The .exe-files ... nyuk, nyuk

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  ROSWELL, N.M. (AP) -- Today, the United States Air Force issued a
  long-awaited report about the "Roswell Incident" in which some
  people claim that software from Microsoft functioned correctly in
  Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. As expected, the government's 261-page
  report denied that there had ever been any evidence that this had
  ever happened, despite eyewitness reports to the contrary. The
  report claims that what witnesses actually saw was an experimental
  Macintosh running a variation of Unix, or perhaps an experimental
  Unix machine using a form of the MacOS.  Although the official
  Air Force position is that this is their final report on the matter,
  long-time Microsoft devotees are not satisfied. "We know it really
  happened," said Gil Bates, spokesman for a group of Microsoft
  enthusiasts who call themselves "The .exe-files". The group's
  claim of having seen Windows run without crashing is tainted by
  the revelation earlier this year that some members had falsified
  evidence  by doctoring output from standard Unix utilities and
  passing it off as Windows data files.

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