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A Texan in Australia

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he 
meets an
Aussie  farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his 
big wheat
field and the  Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that 
are at least
twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie 
shows off his
herd of cattle.  The Texan immediately says, " We have 
longhorns that
are at least twice as  large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan
sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.   He 
asks,
"And what are those"?  The Aussie replies with an 
incredulous look,
"Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

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