Computer one liners ... nyuk, nyuk's

"Robert J. Brown" (rj@eli.elilabs.com)
Wed, 22 Apr 1998 10:33:56 -0500



Tyler wrote:

>	    COMPUTER ONE LINERS
>
>     CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today

Another good one is NTSC - Never Twice Same Color

>     Todays assembler command :  EXOP   Execute Operator

In 1969, on the IBM 360/75, we BAL guys joked about the channel
command SCKEO - Short Circuit Keyboard and Electrocute Operator,
also SCH -- Seek and Crash Head. (refferring to disk drives)

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