Short books .... nyuk, nyuk's

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"Politics is not a bad profession.  If you succeed there are many
rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
      - Ronald Reagan

~~~  The World's Shortest Books  ~~~

  - "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson
  - The Difference between Reality and Dilbert
  - Human Rights Advances in China
  - "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
  - Al Gore: The Wild Years
  - Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
  - America's Most Popular Lawyers
  - Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
  - Detroit - A Travel Guide
  - Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
  - Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
  - Easy UNIX
  - Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
  - Everything Men Know About Women
  - Everything Women Know About Men
  - "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton
  - George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
  - "How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel
  - Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
  - "One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes" by the EPA
  - Staple Your Way to Success
  - The Amish Phone Directory
  - The Engineer's Guide to Fashion

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Windows 98 Crashes on Bill Gates
By The Associated Press

CHICAGO (AP) -- Microsoft's "perfect tune-up" for its widely used operating
system needed a tune-up itself Monday:  Windows 98 crashed as Bill Gates
provided a glimpse of its features at a computer trade show.
The system, scheduled to be released in June and retailing for about $89,
collapsed when a Microsoft employee attempted to plug in a scanner, with his
boss standing alongside. Gates was forced to move to another computer to
complete his demonstration of the successor to Windows 95.
"I guess we still have some bugs to work out," he noted ruefully.
"That must be why we're not shipping Windows 98 yet."

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Bro Tyler Nally <tnally@iquest.net> <tgnally@prairienet.org>

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