classifieds <snicker>

FITZGEREL (FITZGEREL@aol.com)
Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:36:36 EDT


In a message dated 98-04-16 17:09:22 EDT, you write:

The following are actual excerpts from a classified section of various city
newspapers:
 
 Illiterate? Write today for free help.
 
 Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and deliver.  Try us once, you'll never go
anywhere again.
 
 Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.