Top 10 Ways You Know You're In a Bad Church

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   TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH
      
      10.  The church bus has gun racks.
      9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and 
      	Socio-pastor.
      8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
      7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
      6. Choir wears leather robes.
      5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."
      4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
      3. Karaoke Worship Time.
      2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
      1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."