Murphy's Household Laws

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In a message dated 2/27/98 11:34:27 AM Mountain Standard Time,
Jokeman@nextfrontier.net writes:

> A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to
>  his ability to actually do the work involved 
>  
>  Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one 
>  
>  A newly washed window gathers dirt at twice the speed of an unwashed one 
>  
>  The availability of a ball-point pen is inversely proportional to how badly
> it
>  is needed 
>  
>  The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will fill a two-car garage
>  
>  Three children plus two cookies equals a fight 
>  
>  The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV
>  remote-controls divided by the number of viewers , "everyone say amen."
>  
>  The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outside temperature
>  
>  The capacity of any water-heater is equal to one and a half sibling showers
>  
>  What goes up must come down, except bubble gum and slightly used 
>  cereal 
>