Murphy's Household Laws

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From: FITZGEREL <FITZGEREL@aol.com>

Murphy's Household laws:

  A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse 
  proportion to his ability to actually do the work involved 
  
  Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one 
  
  A newly washed window gathers dirt at twice the speed of an unwashed one 
  
  The availability of a ball-point pen is inversely proportional to 
  how badly it is needed 
  
  The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will fill a two-car garage
  
  Three children plus two cookies equals a fight 
  
  The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV
  remote-controls divided by the number of viewers , "everyone say amen."
  
  The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outside temperature
  
  The capacity of any water-heater is equal to one and a half sibling showers
  
  What goes up must come down, except bubble gum and slightly used 
  cereal 
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