How to make error messages appear!

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> ABORTED effort:
> Close all that you have.
> You ask way too much.

> -- Mike Hagler

> Yesterday it worked
> Today it is not working
> Windows is like that

> -- Margaret Segall

Another brother:
LOLSCOK

What is this, the new list of MS error messages?  Now if I can just 
get
these to rotate through my boss' Win95 startup screen .....

Don't post so many at one time, they make my sides hurt and Shelah 
comes
over and want to know what's so funny.


Skip

Windows is a 32 bit emulator running on a 16 bit OS made for a 8 bit
processor that really only runs on a 4 bit processor made by a two 
bit
company with not one bit of sense.

ME:
there is actually a way to do that.  (I have gone through 6 months of 
training to be microsoft certified...and yes, UNIX users, I am VERY 
exited!).  

C:>edit config.sys
and when you get there you have to make a menu...delete all 
information in the file....then type:
[MENU]
Menuitem=Win,Begin Windows
Menuitem=blue,Begin Windows
Menuitem=why,Begin Windows
Menuitem=chaos,Begin Windows
Menuitem=abort,Begin Windows
Menuitem=today,Begin Windows
Menudefault=why,15
[Common]
Device=C:\DOS\Himem.sys

[WIN]
[blue]
[why]
[chaos]
[abort]
[today]

Then, save and go back to the C prompt.

C:>edit autoexec.bat

Then, DON'T DELETE, but at the end of all the text type:

Goto %Config%

:Win
Type Win
Goto End

:blue
Type blue
Goto End

:why
Type why
Goto End

:chaos
Type chaos
Goto End

:abort
Type abort
Goto End

:today
Type today
Goto End

:End

THEN, go BACK to the C:> 
C:>edit Win (Then type:)
> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No one hears your screams.

C:>edit blue
> Seeing my great fault
> Through darkening blue windows
> I begin again

C:>Edit why
> Errors have occurred.
> We won't tell you where or why.
> Lazy programmers.

C:>edit chaos
> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
> Order shall return.

C:>edit abort
> ABORTED effort:
> Close all that you have.
> You ask way too much.

C:>edit today
> Yesterday it worked
> Today it is not working
> Windows is like that

So, that's the way to do it! 

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