The moving of God (was: tithing part 2)

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On 11/13/97 at 10:29 PM, "Timothy Litteral" <brotim@gte.net> said:

>Me:
>Yeah, but are you guys bald?

Nope, I've got too much hair.  Have to have it thinned out when it gets
cut or I can't get a comb through it.

>Me:
>You know, before I got saved I had an EVIL intelllegence...  I would sit
>and think of things to do to GET people that made me mad or offended me. 
>I didn't wait until they did something, I sat and brooded with a 'cold,
>rational mind.'  Interested in some of the things I came up with Bro.
>Tyler?  

>Imagine if you will going out to your car and finding four flat tires.

<snip of many bad thoughts>

>As the engine dies in agony, I look you in the eye and say:

>Bro., ya just gotta know I'm a teasing right now... 

balloon in the gas tank; cut the filler hose at the tank inlet(attach
enough extra rolled up flat hose to reach the ground, roll up and gently
tie - will fall when full of gas.  no noise from gas running on the
ground); remove stems in tires; slit vaccum lines; switch a few spark plug
wires at the dist.; remove dist and connect the terminals randomly w/
pencil marks.....

But the kill -9 works....

Skip - I didn't get even, I got ahead.


 
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