music humor

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Q. What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A. A flat Major.

Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A. A flat Minor.

Q. What is the single most important thing for a Music Major to learn
how to say?
A. "Do you want fries with that?"

Q. What do you call a musician that does not have a wife or a
girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

Q. What do you call someone that does not know much about music, really
does not know how to play any instruments, but likes to hang around
musicians anyway?
A. A drummer.

Q. What is the difference between a clarinet and a base clarinet?
A. A base clarinet will make a bigger fire, and it will burn longer.