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Kid's say the funniest things!


Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.  Who does it when You are on
vacation?
* Jane
      
Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
* Lucy
      
Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in
the 
house?
* Anita
      
Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
* Norma
      
Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You 
just keep the ones You have now?
* Jane
      
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
* Nan
      
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
* Neil
      
Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God?  I thought You had everything.
* Julie
      
Dear GOD,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!
* Darla
      
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
* Joyce
     
Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it

up.
* Bruce
      
Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their
own 
rooms.  It works with my brother.
* Larry
      
Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair
all 
over.
* Sam
      
Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
* Ruth M.
      
Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole
world. 
There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
* Nan
      
Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
* Mickey D.
      
Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris

Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in school they said You did it. 
So I 
bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely, Donna


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