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Bro. Tyler: 
>  I got a dog and named him `Stay'.  Now, I go `Come here, Stay!'
>  After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Me:
Hey Bro!  
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?  

A: Doesn't matter, he can't come anyway...

You:
>  Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I  think I've
forgotten this before.

Me:
Common occurance of H-F.  What's even scarier is to suddenly remember you
have forgotten that we have been over this subject <pick one> a hundred
times just after you hit the send button.  ;-)

You:
>  What's another word for Thesaurus?

Me:
Homolexicon?

Timothy Litteral
brotim@gte.net Luke 6:26
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