Various nyuk, nyuk's

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  Law of Probability Dispersal:  Whatever it is that hits the fan
                                 will not be evenly distributed.

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Thoughts on Children:

  Familiarity breeds children......

  For adult education, nothing beats children.....

  Having children is like having a bowling alley installed
  in your brain.....

  Having children will turn you into your parents.....

  If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just
  sit down and look comfortable.

  Ill-bred children always display their pest manners.

  Insanity is inherited; you get it from your kids.

  It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate
  his father.

  It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when
  they'll know as little as their parents.

  Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

  Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Thoughts in general:

  If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.

  Don't keep a negative attitude, such as   "I will not
  succeed, I will not succeed." Instead, keep a positive
  attitude: "I WILL fail.  I WILL fail."

  While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you
  choose your own form of misery.

  I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.
      -- M. C. Escher

  Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence. I never knew what
  true happiness was till I got married. And then it was too
  late.I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a
  jury.  -- Groucho Marx

  An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
      -- Van Roy's Law

  There are two types of people in this world, good and bad.
  The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking
  hours much more.  -- Woody Allen

  "Considering my last relationship, I'd rather have the
  extra rib."
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