A POLITE CAT..is a .........

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>>>>> "George" == George R <grimel@icx.net> writes:

    George> On 02/05/98 at 09:34 PM, Brian Berger
    George> <BKBerger@IX.NETCOM.COM> said:
    >>> Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats

    George> Sounds like our cats.  Our youngest kitten(an eating
    George> machine) opens doors by banging them open using his head
    George> for a battering ram.

Our cat, Tornado, used to open doors by turning the doorknob with his
paws.  We lived in a very old house with embossed doorknobs, so he
could grip them with his claws.  Now we are in a newer house, and he
has been declawed, so he cannot pull that stunt anymore.

    George> Does anyone else have cats that try to dance on the
    George> keyboard while you try to type?

I broke him of that while he was still a kitten.  If I don't work, I
don't get paid.  If I don't get paid, I have no money to buy cat
food.  He understands.

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