The Kittens ... nyuk, nyuk

Tyler Nally (tnally@iquest.net)
Wed, 04 Feb 1998 11:44:20 -0500


The Kittens

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of
kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother,
"There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."

"How did you know that?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think
it's printed on the bottom.
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