A "B.C." Joke that ya'll might like

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Hello Saints!

I just came across this wonderful joke from another mailing list.
Since I think that Holy Ghost filled saints shouldn't go around
with a look on their face like they've sucked the juice out of
700 lemons, I thought ya'll would like to have your "funny" bones
tickled a little bit with this wild mixture of bathroom commode
and baptist church humor....

Careful, there's no doctrine in here or soteriology contained herein.
If that offends you.  Please take this moment and delete from your
incomming mailbox.

Bro. Tyler
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A newly married couple was looking for a home in the country.

After finding one they thought suitable, they made their way home. Upon
reaching there the wife happened to think that they hadn't noticed a bathroom
commode and they decided to write the owner about it.

Being very shy and modest she hesitated to spell the words "bathroom commode"
out, so in her letter she referred to it as B.C. The owner, not understanding
just what she meant, pondered for awhile, then decided she meant Baptist
Church. He answered her as follows:

Dear Madam,

I regret very much the delay in answering your letter and now take pleasure
in informing you the the B.C. is located about 9 miles from the house. It is
capable of seating 1,250 people. This is very unfortunate, indeed, if you are
in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be interested to know
a great number of people take their lunch with them and make a day of it.
Others go by auto usually arriving just in time, but are generally in too big
a hurry to wait if the house is crowded.

The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, when we had to stand up
all the time. It may interest you to know that plans are being made to have a
supper to raise funds for added seating int the B.C., as this is a long felt
need.

I might mention that it pains me very much not to be able to go more
frequently. It surely is through no lack of desire but as we grow older it
seems to be more of an effort, especially in cold weather.

May I hope to see you there as I would like to see more of you!



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